Thursday, January 8, 2009

You're a Tormictionist if... (cont.)

...you and your friends hold contests where the competitors tell stories of what you do to your characters, and the others say, “That's not half as bad as what I did to this person...”

...you get selected for 'random check' at the airport more than once because of that evil gleam in your eye -even though your most dangerous weapons are the pen and notebook you have in your carry-on

...you know that tormictionitizing is crazy and that's exactly why you do it

...you have trouble thinking of ways you can be nice to your characters

...you wonder why people think you're so strange because you think everyone else is as crazy as you are

...knives are your favorite weapon -tool -because they're not fatal all the time but can cause some serious damage

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