Monday, January 5, 2009

You're a Tormictionist if...

...you actually use the word enough to justify its creation

...your conversations with your friends are either on how to torture a character or how to get him/her out of an impossible situation -that you created to torture the person you're trying to rescue

...you can't get your characters out of the situations you put them in -and you stubbornly refuse to change the situation in any way

...you have to vocally reassure your characters that you'll get them out of the trouble you put them in

...anything even hinting at hurting a person physically reminds you of a time you did something like that to your character

...you make the character you torture the most of a nearly invincible race simply for the purpose of torturing him/her more

...your daydreams are on how to hurt a character but not badly enough so that he/she can't get out of the situations you put them in

...your friends have to remind you to not beat on your characters too much

...your friends know you have another idea that will torture your character the moment that certain gleam enters your eyes

...you enjoy doing it

No comments:

Post a Comment